Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Swim

A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.

Can I get a swim?

by BeardedMike47 February 8, 2023

Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

swimming

death

Swimming is pure death

by victorcheeseball January 6, 2017

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022