I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

stroke

A word deadpanned by high school teachers to elicit laughs from students.

"...and can be magnetized by stroking it." *giggle*snort*

by Blackdog January 16, 2004

Stroyered

(Verb) -- Having someone muscle in on a group, creative-writing effort only to ruin it with sickening egotism and drama-stirring.

"Dude, CCC got Stroyered!"

by You're this shallow too! January 7, 2005

Proto Stryker

Someone who wrote his own Urban Dictionary entry and needs to get out of his parents' basement.

Proto Stryker: "Say what you want, it's pronounced Base, not Bass."

Others: Loser wrote his own entry, huh?

by Greekfired August 4, 2007

Drizzy Three Stroke

Drake: " Alright there are many positions i like but i have one favorite that i call the Drizzy Three Stroke. First I turn the gurl over and she arches her butt up, then i hit her with the one, the two and then the three. Then I lean over and whisper in her ear....oh na na whats my name?" lol

Drake: Bend over girl so i can give you the "Drizzy Three Stroke"

Girl: okay mmm i can't wait

Drake: uhhh 1, 2, 3!

Girl: Again! Again!

by Drakelove January 13, 2011

Vinegar Strokes

The face a man makes when he orgasms. It is said that when you look into a man's eyes while he has his Vinegar Strokes, you can see into his soul. Its also the point in sex where you can't stop and have to finish.

Cathy: "So, how was Jeremy last night?"

Jasmine: "Amazing! He has a funny Vinegar Strokes though."

OR

Jake: "Dude, I called. Why didn't you pick up the phone?"

Jeremy: "I wish I could've, but I was in the middle of a Vinegar Strokes."

Jake: "Oh, I understand."

by asstrick September 20, 2011

Storker

A user, possibly a marketer, onTwitter or other mini-blog tool who 'follows' every user they come across, hoping that this will in turn mean that they get 'followed'.

A chocolate bar marketing agent opens an account on Twitter and then trawls through the network, finds as many people as they can and 'follows' them (i.e. to receive their updates). The agent hopes that many of those they follow will reciprocate and follow their brand, opening the door for their marketing messages. This agent is a 'Storker'.

by Pete Shannon December 9, 2008