Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
by EmuleehK July 28, 2011
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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment which they won't bear). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 21, 2021
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Cat Strap

When a cat drags it's butt across the floor and possibly leaves and stain behind.
Mom!! Lucy done cat strapped the floor!!
by Alphawolfkira June 09, 2023
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beef straps

A food..
Those beef straps taste good.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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