1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021
Get the goomba strapmug. “Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017
Get the Strap Eating Goddessmug. by femalenhancement March 13, 2023
Get the Strap trapmug. by tjk31415 January 17, 2019
Get the redneck strap onmug. The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.
by TML88 July 7, 2018
Get the The daddy strapmug. Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.
by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022
Get the Ratchet strapsmug. 