rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

granola stoner

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.

The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.

by Nursie93 February 25, 2017

Stoner movies

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

stoner bologna

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.

Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".

by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017

Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

by davidmact June 7, 2011

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

Thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips.

by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019