steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

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steel tampon

A dildo

I rather wear a steel tampon

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019

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Steel tampon

Girl code for a dildo

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019

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Britton Steele

The weirdest boy on planet earth

Hey that kid is so weird...

Like Britton Steele level weird?

by C.R.T April 26, 2019

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lydia steele

The gurl with the biggest boobies but needs to help with their BF's paper.

Lydia Steele Refuses to help with Tre's Paper

by BigBoiBoo September 29, 2017

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Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017

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