steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

steel tampon

A dildo

I rather wear a steel tampon

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019

Steel tampon

Girl code for a dildo

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019

Steele

He is an asshole. He shall never be trusted and usually is lying. He makes inappropriate jokes, and no one except outcasts enjoys their experience.

“Man that Steele character is an asshole!”

by Truuuuuuuuuuuth May 21, 2019

Steele

That Guy When Your Trying To Fucking Play Handball Is Like "Yo Slide In There "
And That One Gay Guy Gets Teased For Wanting To Suck Him Off Must Be Odd
But All Together Funny Dude Is Really Good With The Girls If You Know What

I Mean Always Getting Good Grades That Also Attracts The Girls

Everyone In The Classroom Chilling Steele Im About To End
This Mans Intire Life

by NoobMaster6666699999 June 9, 2019

lydia steele

The gurl with the biggest boobies but needs to help with their BF's paper.

Lydia Steele Refuses to help with Tre's Paper

by BigBoiBoo September 29, 2017

Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017