squeap

The act of forcing semen into a coworker 's, named James, ass.

I squeaped James for destroying that server.

by nnobodlikesjames December 15, 2013

Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Squee

Squee refers to a high pitch sound made by over joyed fan girls or kittens. It can also be used to refer to a kitten itself.

Friend: Oh hey look at that kitten over there! Isn't it adorable?
Me: OH LOOK AT THE SQUEE.

by whitegirlinalexus November 19, 2014

Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.

Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.

by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.

No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles

by Lobster11 March 27, 2015

squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015