by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018

Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.
Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.
Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.
''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."
by Young Jazzy Yo October 13, 2023

To man spread
by FP.27 November 23, 2022

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018

A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

by Bharry. August 16, 2023

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
