Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.

1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!

by codapepper March 14, 2016

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Dip and spread

When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.

Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER

by BigPapi77 January 1, 2022

U dey take spread

Meaning of U Dey take spread

Meaning of you Dey take spread

by Bharry. August 16, 2023

Spread

The term used for a group of women in much the same way that a group of cattle is called a herd.

"Dude, check out that spread on the other side of the street"
"Not one of those ladies is lower than an 8!"
"I'm going in..."

by DrunkRainbowPig February 12, 2012

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023