split down

when someone runs you down with a carving object and kills your ass with it!

jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.

by da hood' June 21, 2004

banana split

To spread a womans legs and lick the whip cream out of her entire crack up to her cunt

I gave that hottie the banana split.

by muddog316 November 19, 2006

lickity split

Another name for a pornographic movie

Did you see that lickity split on the Playboy Channel last week.

by Ronny26 June 05, 2009

Lickety split

Spreading the pussy lips with your tongue. That's the real meaning.

that girl is so fine I would eat her lickety split

by DrNorman December 03, 2015

Split the G

To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!

Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round

by alrightdrive June 10, 2022

banana split

(n.) Crapping into one's own mouth. Usually a fetish common in middle-aged fat men who live in their grandmothers' basements.

I ate the most delicious banana split last night. Mmm... peanuts and corn!

by Brad Langford May 12, 2005

lickity split

When you grab someone's nose at a 145-160 degree angle, pull it in, then lick the boogers off

hey Paul, did you ever lickity split with your girl yet?

by jimmycaps08 February 09, 2010