spam

1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable

D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!

by Dave November 18, 2003

The Spam King

The definition of "The Spam King" is simple. It is Mc Comix Yo. This famous player of the game Runescape is a member of The Firebirdz Clan.

I am The Spam King!!! Mwuahahahahaha!

by El Spammo Kingo April 28, 2005

Samn

When you combine the word "Damn" with the name "Sam" resulting in an unusual word that has little to no meaning other than it sounds weird.

Sam: Why is my name spelled Samn on your contacts?
Person: Because you don't give a damn. Get it? Sam + Damn = Samn.
Sam: Kill yourself

by nintendokid62 November 27, 2018

date spam

the ads for dating websites you find in your email

person 1: hey did you check your email today?
person 2:yea but it was full of date spam

by kingbs123 July 31, 2011

Portugal is in Spain

Portugal is in Spain not many people believe this but it’s true

Jeff: hey where is Portugal

Bob: in Spain Portugal is in Spain

by Penis pussy November 16, 2020

Spain

Great country located in the south west of Europe, under a fascist dictatorship supported by President Nixon and Eisenhower during and for a while after WW2, one of the best countries of the world, with a terrible economy right now, but second largest tourist destination ever. Spain is the place where you want to go is you're still a virgin or have never gotten drunk, you'll do those quick. IT IS NOT MEXICO, we dont eat tacos or burritos. Our Tortillas are completely different (and better). We have the best football (soccer for the yanks) teams both internationally and locally, the home of the worlds best tennis player, and the winning team of the 2006 olympics for basketball.

If you really want oto eat and go to a country were food is awesome, the chicks are hot and the weather is perfect, go to Spain.

Spain is not portugal, I'm not saying we're better (we are tho) and, frankly, if you hate it, go f*ck yourself.

dude1: hey where are you from?

dude2: Spain

dude1: oh yeah that country in mexico which portugal ruled for ages?

dude2: Ah, Fuck *punches to death*

dude3: well done man, that faggot deserved it.

by TheDanny385 February 20, 2011

Spam Pirate

A Pirate completely obsessed with Spam. Currently only one spam pirate is known in the 7 seas.

ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004