soft water

Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).

GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.

GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.

GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.

It is also used as a muscle builder.

Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.

There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)

It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as

GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.

"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"

"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"

"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?

by Chaz Mcdapper July 28, 2017

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 9, 2019

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022

Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021