Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.

Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.

by Pitmonkey December 16, 2009

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013

soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022