A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.
Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response
by league99 May 31, 2024
It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.
Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.
by Creonmahoney March 05, 2015
by hairydolphin217 May 21, 2020
The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.
by MaffaMuffa April 05, 2017
by Wactor April 18, 2021
Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy December 26, 2015
sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 07, 2017