ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

lebanese sledgehammer

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

tokyo sledgehammer

The process of doing a line of cocaine in each nostril simultaneously

Bro did you see Tyler? That was a crazy Tokyo sledgehammer!!!

by Zardog April 2, 2019

Gay Slugger

A slugger that a gay trans FTM (mostly femboys) person uses to beat anyone who tries to assault him.

A femboy wore a skirt to a gay bar and almost got sexually assaulted but then he beat his assaulter with his gay slugger

by Liuthegayfucker April 19, 2021

William Sledge

Willam Sledge- He was a miniature green giant with a big heart others recognized. He hated math and school with a passion but loved his friends and family, also his choir group. He has a probably unhealthy obsession with his mustang but I'm pretty sure that applies to anything with a motor. He loves cars, His friends, and his girlfriend. He has the personality of an overgrown dog. Although he loves his friends I think he would end him at a moment's notice, Who wouldn't tho?

Damn that's fuckin William Sledge

by Robert Wayne Kepley January 5, 2022

Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

Slovakian Sledgehammer

When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.

Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.

Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!

I was in hospital

Oh no! What happened?

I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis

Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*

Oh really, you've tried it before?

No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022