A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
Get the slippery skankmug. The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
Get the Armitage Skanksmug. A girl who sleeps around with every guy possible, but isn't classified as a whore or skank because of her high academics such as being ranked or near the rank of a valedictorian which hides the skankness.
Abigail: "That asshole cheated on me with bitch ass Stacy."
Daun: "Valedictorian Stacy?"
Abigail: "YES!"
Daun: "OMG, she was with Bret like a few days ago. She is such a hidden skank."
Daun: "Valedictorian Stacy?"
Abigail: "YES!"
Daun: "OMG, she was with Bret like a few days ago. She is such a hidden skank."
by Vanity_$ January 23, 2009
Get the hidden skankmug. Rose has to go on every dating site to try and get laid because no decent man that meets her ugly, stinky, rotten tooth, horse face self would want her. Rose is the biggest Skank-Ho I know
by Happy Camper 5 March 22, 2022
Get the Skank-Homug. by ashthetash June 3, 2014
Get the wank skankmug. Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.
The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011
Get the Skank wranglermug. instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."
(skanks run to the middle and laugh)
anon: skanks in the center!!
(skanks run to the middle and laugh)
anon: skanks in the center!!
by battletortoise May 14, 2008
Get the skanks in the centermug.