Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."

by can stand for attention October 29, 2009

simon james

a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.

wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU

by madsters9999999 April 11, 2018

scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire May 16, 2018

simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!

you suck at playing simon's quest.

by mikey martinez February 26, 2008

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 06, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 06, 2020

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? January 30, 2016