Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."

by can stand for attention October 29, 2009

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

simon james

a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.

wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU

by madsters9999999 May 24, 2018

simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!

you suck at playing simon's quest.

by mikey martinez February 25, 2008

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.

There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021