scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018

simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."

by can stand for attention October 29, 2009

simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!

you suck at playing simon's quest.

by mikey martinez February 25, 2008

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.

There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021