side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.

"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."

by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008

Side Chobes

The outside under-curve of a woman's breast. Most noticeable while wearing a skimpy bikini, bra, or of course while asleep naked on her back next to you.

Dude you can she her beasts while walking behind her!
Yeah, she's got some serious Side Chobes going on.

by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010

Side Nozzled

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation

Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.

by Side Nozzler March 8, 2011

Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.

Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(

by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015

Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand

Tyler is always getting side twacked

by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016

Drippy Side

Nice,Clean

Dork squad is very drippy side.

by Dork Squad November 29, 2016

side gay

A side gay likes oral, touching, cuddling but not anal.

“You want to fuck me? No thanks. I’m a side gay”

by Elprofesor55 June 22, 2022