Hollywood shuffle

The (Hollywood Shuffle) is when a nice guy pursues a girl who then proceeds to friend zone or ignore him. These females then tend to go for the hollywood types and eventually try to crawl back to the nice guy after being abused & reused.

Look at Nicole, she did the hollywood shuffle with Adam.

by Jonny 411 September 13, 2020

Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.

Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!

by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021

dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.

I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.

by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015

Bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.

It was so cold last night I must have done and 5 min bed shuffle

by Emnor January 22, 2016

The Denver Shuffle

A dance that, when performed, makes anyone who sees it not want to have sex with the person performing the dance.

"Yeah, Jerry went into the dance circle, trying to pick up some girls, his moves were basically the denver shuffle.

by Gasoline Drinker June 15, 2023

Cinema shuffle

The cinema shuffle is the movement you make when you want to walk to your seat, but people are sitting in the row and you need to get past them. You usually try not to touch anyone's legs, which makes the cinema shuffle a unique movement because it's awkward.

I hate it when I have to sit in the middle of the row, the cinema shuffle is so slow and annoying to do.

by SadCactus July 1, 2016

The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020