MR KRABS LITTLE FRIED SHRIMP

Mr Krabs is always bragging about the size of his shrimp yet everyone knows that my boi aint packing.

Have you seen Mr Krabs Little Fried shrimp?

OMG yes but its ok its about the motion not the size.

by 69dankclit69 June 3, 2020

Big Balls Small Shrimp

The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.

Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp

by japonsanders June 9, 2020

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

Creamy shrimp ass

The feeling you get on the ride home after eating Shrimp Fest at Red Lobster.

"oh shit, i have creamy shrimp ass, i better get to a toilet soon. Damn you Red Lobster!!!"

by pickleshake April 25, 2010

Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019

Bearded Shrimp

When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.

We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.

by smeghead February 4, 2005

Ur dick a shrimp

The most hurtful words of all time

Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

by ImYoDaddy03 May 21, 2018