That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
by Nutlee January 5, 2011

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.
by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.
(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016
