Schrödinger’s Sharpie

Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.

I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".

by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026

shapimpin

1.Extremly awesome in every which and every possible way.
(I made this word up so dont hate)

1.Check that dude!
Yeah he definitly shapimpin!

by Garrett Foulon December 4, 2007

Shapiro'd

Sustaining an injury to the thoracic vertebrae, usually as a result of trying to smoke your own bone.

Josh: Is Paul playing today?

Erica: He can't, he Shapiro'd his neck last night when I told him I was going to visit his old friend who lives in New Orleans.

by Philler June 13, 2010

Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

Sharbinza

Sounds like something one would say at a barmitzvah

Here you go, a little gift from me and your aunt, SHARBINZA!

by Flutterplush May 28, 2013

shardinius

This refers to the King of Meth smoking. He is the biggest drug user and abuser who puffs away on more Meth than any other person known. Among users he is held in the same regard as a loving god. He is revered by all Meth heads and shunned by all of normal society. To must people he is just a myth. However a select few people have reported to having Come into contact with this Demon.

You there my friend are turning into a real Shardinius; you have puffed away on 2 grams of Meth today by yourself and you are still going.

by JMuny December 31, 2013

shariafeddock

A slutty girl that will cheat on you and lie to you all the time but make you believe that she is a good trustworthy girl

That chick sure is a dirty sharia sharia she will shariafeddock you

by Parkland Jay November 26, 2016