Seattle

An overcrowded, overpriced shithole with nothing to do,with fags and hipsters everywhere

1: wanna go to seattle for some seafood?

2: fuck that. Sit in traffic for for 2 hours to pay 12 dollars for parking to pay 160 bucks at a restaurant filled with people in manbuns and hearing the far at the next table talk like "oh my God! This food is fab!" No thanks. Fuck Seattle. They outta burn that place to the ground

by Speak the truth, spare noone May 17, 2020

urban setter

a trend setter that got all his trends and slang from urban dictionary

person A : woa this cake is so addictable (addictable = word on urban dictionary)

person B: you are such a urban setter

by rukia20 June 6, 2010

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze is a social phenomenon in the Puget Sound area. Basically, it means people will disregard ordinances, laws or public statutes and in general be a ass and sneer at others in public -- or give them the cold shoulder. People who are very committed to perpetuating the Freeze will ignore crime or fail to report crime; become belligerent with police or refuse to render aid in a accident or emergency situation, pretending it's not happening. Interpersonal contact is forbidden in most social situations. If you are at a party of Freeze-goers and do not meet the behaviour requirements you will be targeted with belittling remarks, insane xenophobic stares and extreme passive aggressiveness. Freezers also crave opportunities to leave quaint notes and reminders everyplace to make sure you comply with their absurd lifestyle expectations. At the workplace the Freeze can be seen through managerial discrimination of not hiring people originally from Washington state; a policy of no conversations; general anxiety during meetings or projects; quick entry and exit before and after shifts.

The Seattle Freeze can be shocking and outrageous to newcomers, but is a joke to most people.

by refuseTOspeak666 September 8, 2011

Seattle

Seattle is a major city positioned in the Pacific Northwest, close to the northern border of the U.S.. It is the base of Boeing, Starbucks and Bank of America as well as the home of the Mariners and the Seahawks. Seattle has its own airport, King County International Airport, or KBFI or KCIA, as known otherwise. Seattle hosts a huge population of people, mostly mexicans and Asians. The Mexicans are a growing problem because of they're invasion of America, but the Asians are almost always the nicest people you'll meet. Another problem is "Laptop Gangsters" who walk around town drawing graffiti. Usually seen wearing longsleeve collared shirts with a dark green 100% cotton pull over handme down from his big brother who cuts down trees. Weather wise, it's quite rainy, but in the summer months, its as hot as it is in Iraq on a cold day. Seattle also hosts the Museum Of Flight, Experience Music Project and many other museums. The food in Seattle is good. If you're on a wine taste with a wine budget, head to Ipanema, the Brazilian Barbecue restaurant, if your a wine taste on a beer budget kinda guy, your screwed in Seattle.

Seattle Regularly

Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn

Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees

Me: Go play cross country.

Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample?

Me: Of course! ....... Wow Delicious! I'll buy all of it.

Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free!

Me: Thanks!

See what I mean?

by Scienceorderandreality June 24, 2009

sleepless in seattle

when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth

i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.

by ghettothug1212 January 29, 2007

Settler

Someone who could excel in school, but instead settles for average due to lack of effort.

"I probably could have gotten an A in Biology, but instead I got a B cause I'm such a settler."

by SteadfastSteve May 20, 2010

Settee

A word for couch or sofa used by filthy hipster scum in order to attempt to sound more cultured or fancy, but just comes off making them seem like a cunt.

It's a fucking couch, sofa or chair, not a goddamn settee.

by Okuma April 30, 2013