semi-early

on time

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.

by fathermike July 12, 2011

fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.

General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z

by Anim8us May 17, 2018

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Swiss semi

When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.

Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!

by The Haxman December 6, 2022

semi-meme

A meme thats not too dank but still can be used as a dank meme

Example: " I have Ostheo Perosis" iDubbbzTV

Example: "LITerally!" Leafyishere

Example: "Why am I still getting hate?!" KillerKeemstar- DramaAlert
These are examples of a semi-meme

by DeezFux December 15, 2016

semi-trailer

1) a massive crap

2) like giving birth out the rear

mate i just backed out the biggest semi-tralier you will ever see!

Larry Bird drives Semi-trailers a lot after a big meal.

by J. Depor December 22, 2009

Semi tits

When men don't have man boobs and they don't have pecs but they have.. a little.. jiggle

Man I feel like a woman I'm going out tonight but I have semi tits :(

by Jfjekwkfjeheiehdhxjeksjdchdjsj December 15, 2013