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Kansas Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two prime cuts of grass-fed beef with kansas city sirloin strips in the middle. Garnish with red sequins from Dorothy's slippers.
I'll have the Kansas Sandwich on rye.
by hubblesandwich December 21, 2010
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ennui sandwich

That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.
I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.
by KKPresident November 30, 2015
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The Fakie Sandwich

When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you
Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich
by You'remother November 8, 2013
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girth sandwich

When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration
Kyle and Gabe made a girth sandwich out of Gia.
by Guurthmonster69lmao October 8, 2018
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Zajicek Sandwich

(V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a short time frame. AKA sloppy thirds from yourself...
You go to a party and you fool around with a girl. The next night some guys fools around with the same girl; the first guy fools around with the girl that same night. This ends up being the Zajicek Sandwich...
by Ron Diaz February 17, 2009
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Denver sandwich

A Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb (preferred) and a Snickers bar. Generally munched after catching a major cannabis buzz.
"Man, that J hit the spot, now I'm jonesing for a Denver sandwich."

"Okay, I'll whip in to this 7-11 and you can score one."
by da Chetster March 7, 2009
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mayonaise sandwich

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.
That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich
by BigBoy June 7, 2004
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