San Jose Sharks 

Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.

Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast

San Jose Sharks by Juliejonas February 9, 2010

san diego chargers 

The best football team in the NFL. No matter what anyone says the chargers will beat all of the other teams, especially the raiders, who suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The San Diego Chargers just opened up a can of whoopass on the raiders.

san diego chargers by surfinbob June 28, 2007

San Diego hat factory 

When one person deficates into a diaper and then places the diaper on another person's head.

She complained her head was cold, so I gave her the San Diego Hat Factory treatment.

San Diego hat factory by fugly1138 November 9, 2009

San Fransisco Giant 

A giant dildo, roughly the size of a baseball bat.

Customer: "Do you have anything that will destroy me?"

Clerk: "Here - try the San Fransisco Giant."

San Fransisco Giant by stefmart February 18, 2011

San Bernardino 

An urban Wild West in California. People here live far below the poverty line. Don’t go here. All that can be seen is meth labs, mullets, and tweakers. San Bernardino is also one of the most dangerous cities in California. It is also hot as hell here.

I got shanked by some tweakers yesterday in San Bernardino

San Bernardino by Southbayshake September 9, 2020

San Francisco Surprise 

The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.

*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!

San Francisco Surprise by Sir Cums-A-Lot July 4, 2006

San Fran Lemonade Stand 

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.

Stephen just san fran lemonade stand a homeless man!

San Fran Lemonade Stand by The inventor December 16, 2005