When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk
1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
by Milky Salmon April 21, 2018

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
by cutPanini March 29, 2023

#1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
by the salmon van April 2, 2010

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.
by michael burgers May 14, 2024
