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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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Locally Salmon

A person who don't do much but do they fart.
Jennifer is locally salmon. It's kind of hot.
by LetterFren September 12, 2021
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salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.
"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*
by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021
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salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass
"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023
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Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.
by Aero L December 8, 2022
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Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.
David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!
by michael burgers May 14, 2024
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Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.
Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.
by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020
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