Rule 124092

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.

OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.

by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009

ja rule

A disgrace to R&B.

Tyrese is so Ja Rule.

by Really White Dude December 11, 2003

the 5% rule

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.

1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)

by wwetnaojw1 June 26, 2014

4f Rule

The four points in the forever rule are:
1. Feed em
2. Finance them
3. Fuck them
4. or Fuck off

It's all about the 4f Rule...If you're not feeding me, financing me, or fucking me, you have no right to tell me what to do, so fuck off !!!

by DakiniGirl May 12, 2017

The 5 Rule

The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.

He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule

by RRJKBG January 17, 2011

stripper rules

A set of rules or a collection of norms which are unknown to the general public, but are extremely important to insiders. In many cases, the outsider learns the stripper rules as he or she is being ejected, beaten up, or otherwise aggressively educated.

Why'd you get thrown out?
Apparently putting money in her underwear was fine, but there is some rule against putting my whole hand in there...
Stripper rules. Who knew?

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

Rule 2

Do NOT talk about Rule 1

Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot

by Internet rules October 8, 2019