Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 23, 2016

A good relationship

something I will never have

Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?

Person 2: No I don't and neverwill

by [Senpai] February 23, 2021

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014

Ghost Relationship

A Ghost Relationship is a relationship or bond that one individual rejects any or all activities with the other.

My girlfriend always rejected my offering of hangout and gives me a excuse on why she can't come see me. "Ghost Relationship"

by Zangetsu_100 August 12, 2017

relationship security

When your significant other has started a project you need but hasnt finished it yet so you can't dump them

I hate Sam but he's only halfway done with my dog door. I cant dump him until he finishes it. Hes got relationship security

by G-unit Girthy February 18, 2019

Fauxtonic relationship

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

by Ldkings February 12, 2012