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Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.
I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.
by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017
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phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over
Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship
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messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 19, 2023
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Sexual Relationship

Something that I will never have. Actual definition: a relationship that revolves around having sex + sexual desires and fantasies.
They entered into a sexual relationship.
by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023
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hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless
She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets
by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019
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Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.
I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!
by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017
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booty relationship

We went from booty call to booty relationship
by Milf2001 August 29, 2015
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