Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
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Get the college radio mug.The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.
Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
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Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
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Get the Tit to Clit Ratio mug.A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.
This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
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by JT September 16, 2004
Get the Radio Hauraki mug.A type of 'music' (I use that term loosely) that is constantly overplayed on your average shitty mid-west "alternative rock" radio station. All bands and songs sound exactly the same and there is nothing innovative or original about any of it as musical talent is kept to an absolute minimum. For whatever reason your average white-trash/trailer-park type loves this 'music'. The worst offender of these bands is Nickelback as they continue to shit on our ears with their 'music'. Simply by tuning into one of these dreadful radio stations you will hear 1 of these bands within minutes, but will not be able to tell them apart as they all sound exactly alike. Only your average white trash scumbag will be able to identify songs & bands as this information is meaningless. He can easily be identified at the nearest Hot Topic by his wallet chain, black Doc Marten's perhaps with flames on them, pony tail, tribal tattoo, overload of facial piercings, and half assed wannabe goatee on his chin. If none of this is visible the one dead giveaway to find him will be his silk button up short sleeve shirt with either dragons or flames on it, perhaps even both, and his extremely wide legged all black jnco pants.
Other "Radio Rock" bands include but are not limited to: Seether, Theory of a Deadman, 3 Days Grace, Shinedown, Hinder, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Daughtry, Chevelle, Staind, Papa Roach, Saliva, Stone Sour, Saving Abel, Alter Bridge, Creed, etc.
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