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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.
Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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Puppetted

when someone gives you a roofie and a viagra then picks you up from behind while you are unconscious, and proceeds to use you to fuck someone else.
oh hey john, what did you and doe do tonight? We had a threesome. How did you go? It went well from what I heard, I got puppetted for the first time last night, I don’t remember tho!
by odolfhitl3r August 10, 2025
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jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.
Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!
by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016
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fluff-puppet

a cute or loving name for a furry creature (cat dog ect.)
Person 1:yeah this is my dog
Person 2:aw what an adorable little fluff-puppet
by TEEheeHee123123 November 11, 2009
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Shadow puppets

Innuendo for pleasing a woman with your fingers.
The other night my girlfriend and I were bored so I showed her my shadow puppets.
by NoShoesGuy May 7, 2022
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