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Kokopelli Punch
A game in which people look for images of the Native American trickster God and fertility deity Kokopelli (usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player) along roadsides, truck-stops and swap meets in the Southwestern United States and then punch the first person possible .Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to punch. Rules vary from car to car but the most common are
-1 punch for kokopelli
-2 punches for a Kokopelli larger than a human ("double koko")
-If someone punches you and it turns out there was no Kokopelli, you can tag back (give them a return punch).
-Once an image has been identified and a punch has been thrown, it cannot be reused for a new punch.
"Kokopelli!" Punch. "Double Koko!" Punch Punch.
Paloma beat Daniela in the Kokopelli Punch game 13:3 at the Swat Meet today. You should see her bruises!
by Moxie1 April 6, 2017
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Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.
"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
by Anemoneing July 5, 2012
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Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina
Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.
by Substance B June 11, 2018
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Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.
Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."
by Parkersaur December 10, 2011
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Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.
What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.
by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019
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Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow
Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh
by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012
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punch the zombie

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
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