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Puddle Jumping 

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
Puddle Jumping by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021

Puddle service provider 

A failed cloud service provider.
I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
Puddle service provider by Mrfacto November 3, 2021

puddle and foff 

a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.
damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep

Puddle Fart 

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

Puddlesluts 

Definition one multiple hot female sluts definition too the bowl of methamphetamine that the hot female sluts are smoking
Oh this is a fat puddlesluts we are smoking on...
Oh there is so many puddlesluts here
Puddlesluts by Slacktose May 9, 2022

Puddle Pirate 

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
Puddle Pirate by thabiznass June 2, 2022