Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

Pressed

To be mad

You are very pressed.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Press Proven

a lingo used by fotballers so that benies wont clock it

"ur not Press Proven"

by DD7 April 30, 2025

Chat Press

1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.

Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.

I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.

This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.

Chat Pressing

by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.

There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.

by Patriot Dave July 9, 2024

Team Press Charges

A fairy well-known and apropos name for small sub-set of YT creators and their rabid, pathetic simps. They are popular for grifting, calling the cops on their apps, attempting to doxx other's chats, attacking families, and just being petty snitches. FBS, Hip-Bone Harold, and Saccio are 3 of the biggest culprits. They are also known for being triggered easily . They all have been mostly ostracized from the youtube community's that they frequent.

It appears that Chicago Mucus and Team Press Charges are up to their old shenanigans again. Team Press Charges loyalist and representative FBS called the Feds on Chicky.

by Chunky Chunko March 1, 2025