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Philadelphia Eagles

A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.
The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.

Go Cowboys
by Tonio31 August 18, 2006
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Philadelphia

A dirty city with five days of nice weather a year. The other 360 (or 361, depending), it's either too cold, too hot, or rainy to do anything. Too big and to disconnected to be worthwhile; the real-life incarnation of urban sprawl. Only decent thing is the cheesesteaks.
by Andrew Fields May 19, 2005
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Philadelphia Eagles

The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.

The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.

Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
The philadelphia eagles are one big ass cash register!! -- Jeff Lurie.
by A Palumbo September 4, 2007
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Santa Paula High

A high school in Southern California who is home of the Cardinals. This season in football, basketball, and baseball they have combined record of 2 wins, and 57 losses. Their rival is the Fillmore Flashes of Fillmore High School. Fillmore has basically owned the rivalry as Santa Paula has not beaten Fillmore in any of the above sports in several years.
guy 1: Who we playing next week?

guy 2: We got Santa Paula High at home.

guy 3: nice, sounds like an easy win.
by t-pain123 July 9, 2007
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philadelphia

The greatest city behind New york. Very urban and has the best food in the country ( besides New york). To the person that said Philadelphians were being mean to them, toughen up! get a back bone! Thats how people in the northeast are get over it!
Philadelphia is great!
by Brandi May 13, 2005
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Philadelphia Flyers

An NHL team in the worst market in the United States.
Play a solid game, but in a terrible area.
Have the worst fans in the NHL; they give up on and reject their team whenever they fall behind or don't do well. Then claim to be the best whenever they do anything remotely positive.
"Are you a Philadelphia Flyers fan?"
"No, how dare you insult me like that."
by NHLrules September 5, 2011
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Philadelphia Gust

The act of farting while recieving a rimjob
"yah shirly, last night he was giving me a rim job, and i had mexican, i just couldn't hold it in..."

"Hey sam, sorry again about giving you that philadelphia gust last night."
by Casey0456 April 25, 2007
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