Christina Panini

Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.

She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)

Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known

by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019

Christina Panini

Christina Panini is overall an idiot, and generally a metaphorical crackhead, if you know a Christina Panini then you should value her deeply despite her stupidity within her actions, she’s a bomb ass bish and will love you very much but may not always show it and is ALWAYS more clumsy than clumsy, a true celebrator of national crackhead day and a pancake lover, commonly with her idiot friends who she is a complete weirdo around

Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini

Original random dude: should’ve known

by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019

Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.

Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.

by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021

Porcelain Panic Room

A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.

"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."

by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021

Pain Panic Penises

3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section

' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)

by sillygooselings July 31, 2022

bi panic couple

When you see a straight couple who are both hot and it sends you into bi panic

“Did you see Sarah started dating Ryan?”
“Omg I know, they total gave me bi panic”
“Such a bi panic couple”

by Opposite peach December 21, 2022

Late Night Panic

(adverb) A word used to describe when you’ve been up late gaming and chugging Mtn Dew like a boss then suddenly realizing that you forgot to do an important project for school.

Joey: Oh Shit! I forgot to do my math homework.

Bill: You must be having one of those late night panics.

by ThyTrueWhorelord February 21, 2019