painful tortoise

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.

" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"

by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010

P-pain

P-pain is short for the worst thing you can ever experience, period pain.

Me random girl-"AHHHH, FUCKING P-PAIN!"

by AnonymousGurlWhoLovesCake July 12, 2015

pain-popping

A pain-popping is a very unpleasant remark that drives you so ashamed that you are uncapable of replying.

" This guy always tells pain-popping "

by AtOnE October 26, 2007

brick of pain

a thick block of glass, when cocaine is placed on top and a black light shined upon it, the glass appears different colors depending on the quality of the cocaine.

A:"Dude you gonna hit up the BRICK OF PAINNN later on tonight?"

B:"oh hell yeah, i got the brick of pain up in my trunk"

by Blake The Snake January 6, 2006

Pain Train

the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.

Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe

*stalks prey*
insert: one bang

by PainTrain1 April 22, 2011

Bro Pain

1.The feeling a guy gets when he sees another guys genitals getting hurt. Bro pain can affect a large audience and can be indirect.

(Girl kicks guy 1 in nuts)
Guy 1: Ahhhhh!!!
Guy 2: *cringes and cries* (Bro Pain)


http://www.break.com/index/kid-doesnt-think-his-friend-will-jump.html

by TeddyBcool2000 April 22, 2009

t-pain

T-Pain is an alright rnb singer... Hot the song I'm in love with a stripper. He isn't like the other rnb singers i mean faggots like Marques Houston, Omarion knamean

I liked the Im in love with a stripper joint but t-pain's remix was pure crap featuring r.kelly fuckin' faggot

by CRoSSoVa August 12, 2006