The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.
I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!
Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014
Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.
My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.
by Quaker's Oats69 April 22, 2020
The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.
Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
Just got passed by a good old boy in an old pick 'em up truck and that boy had him a redneck whip that was whipping back and forth and around and up and down and every which way but loose, I leaned my head out the window just a bit and damned if that thing didn't' just give me the closest shave I have ever had.
by easy_star July 20, 2022
by Exquisitine Penguidlious September 08, 2020
by Tommy da flutes June 07, 2018
Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.
Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”
by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019