While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."
by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.
(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.
by Sonne912 November 14, 2019

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!
by Gee37 May 31, 2009

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020
