race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

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Ice Racing

A competitive race game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.

Friend: "Bro you wana go Ice Racing."

Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."

Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side

Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."

by Morgan the Man January 6, 2015

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Cross-racing

the act of literally speed walking across a crosswalk in order to be the first on the other side. Showing your master speed walking skills on the street.

Damn it I lost to the douche in the red hat over there Cross-racing!

by el krazyyy June 30, 2009

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Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010

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The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn

Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”

by Yessurrskii November 2, 2021

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