night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.
I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.
by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003
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black night

A night of particularly severe drug or alcohol abuse accompanied by suicidal or self-destructive feelings in order to black out and forget about problems with a significant other or a break-up
Popularized by the song of the same name by Time Again.
George's girlfriend broke up with him this morning and he started drinking at 2. It's going to be a black night for him.
by K_Dogg March 15, 2007
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Gentleman of the night

Dom - a man who has a one night sexual encounter with a woman but shows no disrespect. His beliefs are that every woman should be treated like a lady if only for one night. Man who is charming and groomed to be an above average lover, he see's it as his duty to service, satisfy and please any woman's sexual desires, yet never kisses and tells.
I am not a man-whore I am a gentleman of the night..( said in a mysterious tone)
by Queen of hearts ❤️ November 14, 2015
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Cinderella night

A night when you have to be home by midnight, or thereabouts.
Josie: Going to Tim's party tonight?
Dave: Yeah, but I have work in the morning, so it'll be a Cinderella night for me.
by louisamaree January 24, 2011
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art night

To stay up all night while ingesting mass amounts of caffeine, drugs or any other form of mind altering chemicals.
oh snap....you look like shit!!! Did you have art night again?
by dirtypirate12345 September 02, 2017
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Health Night

A night you take a break from excessive alcohol consumption and stay home.
Bro 1: "Yo brug let's get smashed. Just me and you."

Bro 2: "Can't. Gym tomorrow morning. Gotta take a health night."
by garrawr March 06, 2011
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Nuggie Night

Nuggie Night is when you and your friends go to a fast food place and buy at least more than 30 chicken nuggets at night, then you and your friends try the best to eat all of the chicken nuggets.
1: Wanna get some chicken nuggets?

2: Yeah I can go for some nuggie.

1:I guess its a NUGGIE NIGHT!!!!
by Ayalayessir828 June 03, 2020
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