Arlen! Stop flipping your car in the trees your gonna get stu-... dammit arlen! That your own personal cock spot!
by T-rannosaurus Murray October 24, 2008
A small amount of prepared tea, generally a single serving or less, and usually a variety of black tea. Primarily a British idiom.
by Yumyan Hammerpaw November 18, 2020
Someone who is a lazy good for nothing employee unless a supervisor is around, that is when they act like they were working hard and have been for hours. Then they go back to their usual laziness after the supervisor has left.
Spec. Brown: Man, did you see that spot lighter today?
Cpl. Jones: Private Snuffy again?
Spec. Brown: Yep, Snuffy was goofing off in my room then saw Sgt. Mac coming down the hall. The spot lighting son of a gun started working when Sarge came in and went back to doing nothing when Sarge left. We need to give him a Soap Party.
Cpl. Jones: I hate Blue Falcons!
Cpl. Jones: Private Snuffy again?
Spec. Brown: Yep, Snuffy was goofing off in my room then saw Sgt. Mac coming down the hall. The spot lighting son of a gun started working when Sarge came in and went back to doing nothing when Sarge left. We need to give him a Soap Party.
Cpl. Jones: I hate Blue Falcons!
by Ack Ack June 10, 2009
a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.
GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....
by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 28, 2009
When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.
While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!
by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011
Parking space reserved for disabled/handicapped/crippled persons usually marked with a wheelchair painted on the ground or on a sign in front of it. Short for crippled-person spot. Very politically incorrect.
My brother got a ticket for parking in a crip spot even though, in my opinion, he would certainly quality as mentally handicapped.
by KobayashiMaru September 11, 2012
Wheres Your kinky spot? kinky
by ABC123d March 18, 2009