Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 11, 2010

soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you

soft and offensive, just like you.

by dattt boiiii June 06, 2017

soft yeet

when something is relatable but you're tired, so the sound you make is a yeet.. but soft

ben: man finals are really killing me this quarter
armitage: soft yeet

by hux-capacitor April 02, 2018

Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.

Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”

by Nintendo Portable Device November 27, 2019

soft aiming

an aimbot that does not snap the sights onto another player, but fires as soon as the player moves their sights over another player, allowing them to hit other players without actually being good at the game

This script kiddie named xXjake_paul_fanXx was soft aiming, hitting me from 200 meters despite his complete lack of strats and trash skills at building.

by cooboo22 November 20, 2020

I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

by TheBlandCharlie November 02, 2020

Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021