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craig jansen

the masculine tall male that you may see wandering the halls of CHS. very sexy in all his ways craig in a winner
aka the gentle giant

by austin smith
by austingsmithlolololol March 7, 2009
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Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.
Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.
by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019
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Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.
Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz
by Craig Matz August 5, 2021
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Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!
Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020
by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021
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Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.
I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021
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Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
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