beat retarded

The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.

Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?

Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.

by mogar08 December 23, 2011

V beat

The “heartbeat” between a girls legs when she is horny/ turned on. Short for vagina heartbeat.

Carrie: “Yesterday jack kissed my neck and my v beat went off.”
Allie: “Omg girl did anything happen?”
Carrie: “No but I was so turned on.”

by Nah.dog11 September 13, 2019

Rhymes & Beats

Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.

Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.

by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Beat and eat

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

by beatTHEmeat>cod July 20, 2010