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Noah

No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.
I heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,”
by Vulpus May 20, 2019
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Noah

Noah
Even after Noah breaks your heart, you can never seem to stop loving Noah, he’s a kind, funny, and talented person who can be romantic when he needs to.
by 132ajay637272 June 7, 2018
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Noah

Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.
Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah

Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.
by Defintins April 21, 2018
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Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.
boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒
by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019
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Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack
by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019
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Noah

A good friend but when it comes to girls he goes for that big batty (Rhianna.cole)
Person 1: “Noah what you looking at”

Noah: “I need it!!”

Person 1: “ what do you need”

Noah: “that juicy batty”
by Stew pots July 11, 2019
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Noah

An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
“Yo, that man just screwed that child”
“An average Noah activity, what else did you expect? ”
by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
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